The following from Carl Trueman on the use of emoticons made me laugh:
Just a note on emoticons. You shouldn’t use them:
1. Real men don’t use them. In fact, not even Paul Levy uses them. They are thus part of the feminization of the church.
2. People who have a decent command of the English language and are able to express themselves using those old fashioned things, words and sentences, have no need of them — even those permanently restricted by force of habit to only 120 characters. Just work harder. You have a great language; please use it. They are thus part of the increasing intellectual laziness of the church.
3. They represent a regression to a pre-Reformation theology of communication whereby image trumps words. I believe they were actually invented by Cardinal Walter Kasper who sent the first one in an email to John Paul II. They are thus part of an ongoing surreptitious and deadly Romanization of the Protestant church.
4. As I said earlier, real men don’t use them. Hard to stress that one enough. So shave off the soul patch, ditch the triple iced moccawhateverlatte with whipped cream, close down that urban church plant you set up next to American Eagle Outfitters, pour the zinfandel down the sink, stop crying at pictures of puppies with wounded paws and — above all — delete those emoticons.Anyone interested in joining a pitchfork wielding mob to address this issue?
Guess this means I’ll need to shave my head, switch back to strong black coffee, ditch my church plant idea at the mall and most importantly cease all use of emoticons. 
Sorry, old habits die hard… Thanks Carl for setting me straight.
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He’s wrong about one thing. The zinfandel should be poured in order to toast the new beginning.
(Raising my glass) Here’s to the new beginning. Bottoms up!
I grew up listening to Tom Leherer, who commented on his album, (An evening wasted with Tom Leherer – I think), that, “If a person doesn’t have anything to say, the very least he can do is to shut up!” I believe that I may have just exposed the real deal behind the emoticon. I just don’t do cute and clever… pith and irony, sure, but not cute.
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